Duck, Duck......Goose???

Question:
How do you know you live in a small country town?
Answer:
When 3 geese waddle past your drive way and up the street in the middle of the day as if it is quite normal for them to do so.

Question:
How do you know that one of the people in the house that the geese waddle past did not grow up in the country?
Answer:
When she thinks the first two geese are actually great big ducks!

Question:
What does a new to the country girl do when she sees geese waddling up a little country road in the middle of the day?
Answer:
Squeal that there are geese (or ducks, whatever!) waddling past the house, runs out with the camera and proceeds to check in neighbours driveways to get pictures of said geese only to find they are nowhere to be found (apparently geese can fly - did you know that???)

Question:
Who is the goose why did all of the above
Answer:
You are looking at her
(Do I feel like a goose or what?)