Kiddies - Consider Yourselves Warned!!!

Don't ever break the law. EVER!

Today, as a part of my new job I had the privilege (?) of taking a tour through the underbelly of the police station watch-house, remand centre and prisoner tunnels to the courthouse.

It is seriously SCARY. Seriously. The cells are dark, smell horrible and look terrible to have to spend any amount of time in. The officers who man the watch-house and remand centre are big dudes. Huge dudes (they were incredibly nice to me, but I'm sure that would change should I ever have the misfortune of being arrested). The further into the rabbit warren we delved the more determined I become of never finding myself entering through the prisoner entrance.

For everyone that has kids, send them to me and I'll make sure they never find themselves on the wrong side of the law. I might even organise a tour for them. Shock therapy works a treat. I'm sure that many of the adults and kids that go through the system might not be there had they seen how it really works when you are in trouble.

Seriously scary stuff!!!